Who Needs Water ??

Subject: Who needs water??

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists
have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water
each day, at the end of the year we would have
absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E.
coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are
consuming 1 kilo of Poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine
(or rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has
to go through a purification process of boiling,
filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,than to drink
water and be full of shit.. There is no need to thank me for this
valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.

Thanks from our friend Joan