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Help for men with the words women use.

WORDS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND:

FINE

This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you

need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES

If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five

minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before

helping around the house.

NOTHING

This is the calm before the storm.This means "something," and you should be

on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH

This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often

misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and

wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over

"Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY

This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a

man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before

deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS

A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're

welcome.

Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can

avoid if they remember the terminology!

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